I have booked my hotel at Bang Saen Beach, which is a short drive from what I believe to be Chonburi City Hall, where the water buffaloes shall sprint and strut this weekend. I'm not 100 percent sure that it's close to anything, because I couldn't find any information whatsoever on the races, the location of Chonburi City Hall in relation to any hotel, or what the hell am I doing this weekend.
But at the very least, I will be staying on the beach. And I know the word for 'buffalo'---'kwaai.' As in, Bridge on the River Kwai.
As in, this weekend's gonna be the bomb!