I also ate a pack of those little wieners wrapped in bread from 7-11 yesterday, as well as a bag of guava.
Why are restaurant serving sizes described as "generous" or "not generous"? It's not like they are doing charity work by giving me the food that I paid for. Have you ever been at a restaurant and gotten food from your waiter and thought, "Wow, this came with a very large scoop of potatoes. What a kind-hearted man."
I guess what I'm saying is, I've got a farmer's tan that you wouldn't believe. Or maybe you would, if you have ever seen me without my shirt on, which is all of you, because I generally am shirtless.