Weekend Wrap It Up, Let's Wrap It On Up

Lazy weekend, except when it wasn't.

Friday was indeed lazy, as I slept for many, many hours, went skateboard-exploring in the afternoon, finding a chicken farm among other things. Amused the locals by being on a skateboard/being white, not necessarily in that order. I ate at a restaurant, apparently a chain, called "Mr. Chicken Fried," and it cost a good deal of payola (sorry). I had the fried chicken, French fries, and salad combination, for a sweet 45 Baht. What am I, a brain surgeon? No, I'm not, because brain surgery doesn't exist in Thailand.

I spent most of Friday night searching for a good website to stream American TV shows and movies (mostly movies) on my laptop, finding none. I refuse to do that whole Torrent thing, so my options are limited. Suggestions?

Saturday was similarly lazy, waking up early, eating, falling asleep again, going out for a birthday celebration. I ate at the Warmup Palace for the first time, and the food was really, really good--had some honey fried chicken on the skillet, an incredible Spicy Bacon Salad, and a lot of rice. My waiter told me that he liked Jack Daniels, and I tried to get him to have some; but he said that he couldn't or else he would fall over trying to serve. Whatever man, I'm drunk when I teach all the time, and none of my kids mind it when I pass out naked across a row of desks. I think they like those days, in fact.

So today was mostly a recovery day. I've been reading Lolita again, which is a good antidote to ever wanting to be attracted to anyone. I catnapped for a while, and after I sold those stolen kittens, I fell asleep (see what I did there)?

Now I'm here, obsessively checking Facebook to see how high my price in "Friends for Sale" will go. I've changed hands about a dozen times so far, and my price is approaching one million dollars. And yes, you guys, I could use this time to be writing, reading, or otherwise improving myself, but really, when you think about it, it's easier to just muddy up the waters with this cliches than to get back on the horse again, you know?


Ronjon said...

Do you not torrent because you are afraid of your ISP monitoring your bandwidth use or because you're morally opposed to it. 2 solutions

1. Use Itshidden.com or net or something; its a virtual private network that reroutes your information to make it actually look like a gay porn website. I'm actually not kidding. Your ISP won't know, and you can enjoy busting your packet flow (haha) around the internet as a gay porn site.

2. If you're morally opposed, then you're gay.

Ronjon said...

Are you afraid your ISP is going to monitor your bandwidth use when you torrent or are you morally opposed. 2 solutions, 1 for each problem

1. Use Itshidden .com or .net or .edu whatever; its a virtual private network that masks your information to make you look like a gay porn site. Not gunna lie. Am I reeling you in? Seriously, your ISP won't know its you downloading all that information, and, as an added boner, you can enj0y the fact that your packet flow is cuming from a gay porn site. haha, packet flow.

2. If you're morally opposed you might be an alien. it's all just means to an end.

3. weekend wrap up was fun. now can i get a post party wrap up? get it, post party. you make posts...loltrain

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