The anesthesia is wearing off.
My nose feels like this:
My eyes feel like this:
My cheeks feel like this:
And my nose has not stopped bleeding since the surgery was over. Is that supposed to happen? Can I go home now? Heckuva job, Brownie. Hey, I just walked outside to get dinner (that hurt, too) without realizing the surgical mask I have been given to wear has about five different patches of blood on it. So that was fun for the kids I saw.
If ever there were a time to be a heroin addict.